If this show isn't held-over, I will print out this review and eat it.

The Cousins In Law production sold out its entire run at Fringe and with an on-stage cast of eleven (!!!) they will be making about a dollar, and two bits each.

The show was a love-letter to Rodgers and Hammerstein, Robocop, 90s movies, and bad jokes. It's got surprisingly good dance numbers, costumes that themselves add to jokes and so, so much cocaine.

Coupled with this troupe's "SPEED!" A 1940's Radio Drama's sold-out run last year, Robocop has cemented Cousins In Law's shows as must-buy every year.

(Sorry to everyone reading this review. You can't watch this show. Unless it's held over. Which it will be, or, see the top line of this review)